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0.9sOh--Oh, no.
1.17sHead... hunters.
1.13sAhh!
1.64sAm I fired?
3.37sDaddy, Peter's been trying really hard to get you to like him.
1.4sCouldn't you give him another chance?
2sLet him join your poker game tomorrow night?
3.27sSorry, honey. I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane,
2.33sGilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top,
1.03suh,
2.07sSean Hayes... Oh, You get the picture.
1.33s- Please?
- No!
1.5sOk.
6.39syou know, Maybe later I'll take Mom by the shoeshine place and introduce her to that nice mulatto boy who looks an awful lot like--
1.99sSay, Would, uh, Peter like to play poker with us?
1.2sHe'd love to, Daddy.
1.03sThat sounds dynamite.
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3.49sBrian, come over here and meet Sea Breeze, my prize-winning dog.
2.1sIsn't she a perfect specimen?
4.99sI mean, look at these legs, and that beautiful coat and feel the heat coming off of her genitalia.
3.1sYou could roast a marshmallow. That's how You can tell she's a champion.
2.5sGo on. Put your hand there.