Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.7sBut I can't eat it, because then I'll get fat.
0.87s
3.3sBut it's so good!
1.25sAre you ready, Brian?
1.68sI guess so.
2.59sStop! Brian, come quick!
0.76s
0.75s
1.16s
2.53sOh, my God! Those aren't my puppies!
1.45sWell, Then whose are they?
1.25s
2.19s
1.7sYou! You're a whore!
2.42sA filthy, filthy whore!
0.75s
1.87sYou must be so relieved.
3.85sWell, Actually, i--I was kind of looking forward to being a dad.
2.49sOh, well, Don't worry. There'll be other chances.
0.93sHey, You know what's funny?
1.7sI always thought that dogs,
1.43sum, laid eggs.
1.24s
1.8sAnd I learned something today.