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2.33sGilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top,
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2.07sSean Hayes... Oh, You get the picture.
1.33s- Please? - No!
1.5sOk.
6.39syou know, Maybe later I'll take Mom by the shoeshine place and introduce her to that nice mulatto boy who looks an awful lot like--
1.99sSay, Would, uh, Peter like to play poker with us?
1.2sHe'd love to, Daddy.
1.03sThat sounds dynamite.
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3.49sBrian, come over here and meet Sea Breeze, my prize-winning dog.
2.1sIsn't she a perfect specimen?
4.99sI mean, look at these legs, and that beautiful coat and feel the heat coming off of her genitalia.
3.1sYou could roast a marshmallow. That's how You can tell she's a champion.
2.5sGo on. Put your hand there.
1.6sOh. Oh, boy. That is-- That--
1.27sIs that something?
2.15sThat--That is something. That is-- That--that is hot.
2.1sIsn't she the most beautiful dog you've ever seen?
2.37sYes, Yes, sh-she is a beautiful dog.
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1.2sAnd that's ok.
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