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3.12sWell, I think it's only fair I get to name him.
1.33sYou got to name me.
1.79sYou should be glad I did.
2.89sYour father wanted to call you "Bartzina."
3.62sColtrane, would you like to hear some music written by your namesake?
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1.23s(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
1.2s(SCREECHING) (THUD)
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1.94sColtrane!
5.72s"Coltrane, you were with us only briefly "but we will always have the ride home from the shelter."
2.37sAnd, um, I guess that's it.
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1.22sAmen.
4.45sAnd Lord, if you think I'm making lemon bars for your bake sale Sunday,
2.77syou better stop killing our cats.
3.67sMom, I'm not sure God responds to threats and intimidation.
3.07sIt's the only way to talk to bullies.
3.72sThen Knock-A-Homer did three victory laps and pretended to drink a beer!
2.89s(LAUGHS) Pretended.