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1.95sAll right. I'll look.
1.27sToo fluffy,
3.3stoo Siamese, too needy, too stuck up.
2.57sInfected eye, clearly a skunk.
1.99s(GASPS) Meow!
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3.22sWelcome to the family, Snowball III.
3.37sThere's nothing worse than the look on a boy's face when he says,
4s"Dad, I don't think you can build a fully functional robot."
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1.42s(SCREAMS)
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2.14s(SCREAMS)
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2.2sRobot, I command you,
1.18sdo something cool.
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1.3sOh.
3.35sI could quit now, but then my son will never look up to me.
2.3sOh, why was I born a dad?
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2.69sWhy do I suck?
3.19sWait a minute. What is it my dad always said to me?