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2.89sYour father wanted to call you "Bartzina."
3.62sColtrane, would you like to hear some music written by your namesake?
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1.23s(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
1.2s(SCREECHING) (THUD)
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1.94sColtrane!
5.72s"Coltrane, you were with us only briefly "but we will always have the ride home from the shelter."
2.37sAnd, um, I guess that's it.
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1.22sAmen.
4.45sAnd Lord, if you think I'm making lemon bars for your bake sale Sunday,
2.77syou better stop killing our cats.
3.67sMom, I'm not sure God responds to threats and intimidation.
3.07sIt's the only way to talk to bullies.
3.72sThen Knock-A-Homer did three victory laps and pretended to drink a beer!
2.89s(LAUGHS) Pretended.
1.6sDad, what are all those cuts?
1.57sVarious bug bites and wounds.
2.13sNow stop interrupting your brother.
5.69sIn my day, mechanical men had funnel heads and showed respect!
4.97sThen it all changed when they got the vote and started tinkering with our memories.