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1.25sNothing!
2.57sAh. Thanks for reading me The Corrections.
2.5sIt makes me feel better about my own family.
1.3sDoesn't your father ever read to you?
1.15sHe tried once.
2.57sBut he got confused and thought the book was real.
2.6sHe's still looking for that chocolate factory.
1.28sIt consumes him.
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1.84sHey, Mom, can I sleep over at Milhouse's?
1.95sI thought you were playing catch with Artie.
2.77sYeah. But after the ice cream man cut up his credit card,
1.43she got a little depressed.
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1.77sOh, my!
2.6sWell, Homer, maybe you should take him to Moe's.
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1.27sCome on, little fella.
2.04sYou're hanging with me tonight.
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2.79sGuys, I'd like you to meet Artie Ziff.
2.18sHello, handsome!
0.8sHello!
1.63sLosers.
3.2sKENT: Coming up. Can yodeling cure cancer?
2.42sOf course not. But first, where is Artie Ziff?
3.49s(GASPS) The SEC wants to know.