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1.67sI had nothing.
6.06s
1.64s(TIRES SCREECHING)
1.75sThey even took my repo vans.
1.79s
1.47sI had nowhere to go.
4.24sSo I came here because Marge is the closest thing I've ever had to true love.
3.6sWe had one date! And you were not a gentleman!
2.69s(GRUMBLES) ARTIE: Oh.
2.7sDon't worry. If you let me stay, I'll be on my best behavior.
2.8sNot even a fresh remark, except this one.
4.12sWowie, wow, wow, wow! Zazooga!
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2.2sWell, I don't know, Artie.
3.7sForgive me. I'm just so envious of the happiness you all have.
1.83sCan I please be part of it?
2.2sJust till I get back on my feet?
3.29sNo way! He's an annoying sneak who's out to steal my wife!
1.98sCome on, Dad. With his brains and your musky smell,
1.69sI've got a full male role model.
2.55sAnd it would be nice to have someone here I can beat up.