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1.63sARTIE: It was the go-go '90s.
5.16s
5.51sAnd I was partying with Newt Gingrich, Janeane Garofalo and Scottie Pippen.
2.3sEveryone loved my corporation.
1.55s
2.1sAnd then, the bubble burst.
1.57s
1.4sWait! Don't go!
3.24sMy stock will have a slight rebound in 2003.
1.67sI had nothing.
6.06s
1.64s(TIRES SCREECHING)
1.75sThey even took my repo vans.
1.79s
1.47sI had nowhere to go.
4.24sSo I came here because Marge is the closest thing I've ever had to true love.
3.6sWe had one date! And you were not a gentleman!
2.69s(GRUMBLES) ARTIE: Oh.
2.7sDon't worry. If you let me stay, I'll be on my best behavior.
2.8sNot even a fresh remark, except this one.
4.12sWowie, wow, wow, wow! Zazooga!
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