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2.99sOkay. You have the right to remain sexy.
4.14sAnything you touch can and will be held against you in a court of sex.
2sIf you cannot afford a sex-torney...
2.34sMom, Dad, there's a ghost in the house!
2.84sGood. Can you play with him for half an hour?
2.08sI don't see any ghosts.
2.42sI did find this Newsweek from 1986.
2.12sWhy America loves Saddam Hussein.
2.94sIt's one thing for a ghost to terrorize my children!
3.05sBut quite another for him to play my theremin!