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3.75sMy face? You callin' me ugly? No, no, no, no. I think you're beautiful.
0.67sOh, that's it!
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2.77sOoh, what can I get you, little Christian?
2.5sHow about a Noah's Ark of jellies?
1.95sOh, are there two of every flavor?
3.54s- Nope. They're all the same-- plain.
- Oh.
2.17sHow about a Maude mask?
2.92sI'm Maude. God is super!
2.17sCan I sit in the car?
1.77sLet's both sit in the car.
0.63sBye-bye.
3.64sA Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything!
2sAnd this candy is subpar.
4.19sAny religion that embraces carob is, uh, not for Carl Carlson.
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2.59sOh! Hey, get out of the way, pal. You're blocking the exit.
4.14sOh, you want me to stamp your hand so you can get back in? Don't you dare!
2.64sBye, everybody! What a rip-off!