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3.87sIce cream at church? I'm intrigued, yet suspicious.
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2.27sWow, look at all these flavors.
2.95s"Blessed Virgin Berry, Command-mint, Bible Gum."
3.19sOr if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream.
0.53sThere's nothing here.
2.25sExactly.
2.95sOne Tower of Babel and build it to heaven.
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1.88sTo heaven!
2.1sOh.
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2.17sChrist be with you.
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1.77sD'oh!
5.29sHi. I've created the first intra-bovine ice-cream maker.
1.98sIt makes use of all four stomachs.
3.77sThe first being filled with rock salt, then sugar, cream...
3.99sand of course, Freon so cold it burns me.
2.42sI'll have the darkety kind.
2.17sUh, one chocolate, Mootilda.
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