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4.15sI'd love to get together, but tomorrow I've got lifeguard duty at the baptismal pool.
2.07sOkay. Well, maybe another time.
2sYou know, I'd better go check into my hotel.
2.77sHotel? Why don't you just stay at Ned's place?
1.83sMy place? What would the neighbors think?
1.7sWe're the neighbors, and we don't think.
3.97sNed, I understand if you feel uncomfortable. You're still getting over your wife.
2.07sNow, wait just a Maude-gone minute here!
3.14sI'm through livin' in the past, and you can see for yourself.
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2.94sWell, you've certainly got a theme going.
3.35sAll right, I'll take the couch, and you can have my room.
2.15sOh, uh, could you sleep on my side?
2.4sI'm trying to preserve Maude's indentation.
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0.63sSorry.
1.37sOh, no problem!
2.27sA little starch'll fix her right up.
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1.4sCold, huh?
2.23sThis should keep you toasty.
2.75sHow about that? It says "Maude."
3.74sMmm, I love chenille. Don't you?
1.97sI don't love it. I don't hate it.