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4.07sOh, knock it off, Seymour! Go find that boy with my purse!
4.02sOh! It was incredible! I saw heaven!
3sBut it wasn't clouds and angels playing harps...
2.57slike at the end of so many Three Stooges shorts.
2sIt was a golden elementary school...
3.5swith a teacher's lounge that stretched as far as the eye could see.
2.49sAnd no one was ever tardy.
0.17sWas I there?
0.57sNo! It was heaven-- my vision of heaven.
4.67s
3.8sOh, truly this was the will of Maude.
3.17sHey, I want the Maude statue to give me a vision!
1.9sYeah! I want to hallucinate too!
3.09sI'm sorry. The ticket price doesn't cover...
3.57svisions, miracles or other godly hoo-ha.
3.77sYeah, folks. The power of Christ compels you to give Ned an extra 10 bucks.
4.42sHomer, no! I can't exploit a divine manifestation.
2.38sOh, why not? Everybody's doin' it.
3.52sYou could give the money to the orphanage. I hear they need a new wall.