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4.54sLook. Um, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but you forced me to.
2.45sI can't go out tonight because...
3.45sI have sweaty boot rash!
3.67sNo spluh. Why do you think I'm sitting over here in the stink-free zone?
3.94sSo, will you go out with me?
3.47sGood news, everyone. I'm still technically alive.
6.11sYes. But I need you to dispose of this crazy-ass experiment that almost killed me.
3.6sYou'll have to throw it into the sun itself,
2.84sfor only the thermonuclear inferno of the sun...
3.7shas enough energy to ensure its total destruction.
0.46sI can hit it with a shovel.
2.17sThat's not good enough.
3.69sThis one time, I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel.
1.82sSo, what's in the box already?