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2.4sI'm not imaginary. I'm parallel.
2.43sWe're exactly the same, right down to the--
3.05sSplech! Is that pink nail polish?
2.03sIs that not pink nail polish?
4.5sThe professor's right, you are evil and shallow!
1.85sI am not evil!
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2.97sSo, Fry, Leela, how'd you two get together?
2sFunny story. I asked Leela out a million times,
1.93sbut she just kept rejecting me.
2.47sI'd make up stuff like, "I have sweaty boot rash,"
2.97sor "I have to meet the president."
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1.72sOh, man, you never heard such excuses.
1.98sBut, like a dope, I believed her.
2.87sLooking back on it now, it's kinda funny.
3.89sIt sure is. Right, Leela, funny?
2.07sThen one night when Fry asked me out,
2.1sthe only excuse I could think of involved ghosts.
4.12sI knew he wouldn't buy it, so I did what I always do in those situations.
0.43sOh, Lord!
1.47sI flipped a coin.
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