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4.12sI knew he wouldn't buy it, so I did what I always do in those situations.
0.43sOh, Lord!
1.47sI flipped a coin.
2.77sIt came up heads, and we went out.
2.54sYou mean you flipped a coin too? And it was tails?
2.97sSo that's why you said you had to meet that ghost.
3.14sYou really missed out on something, Leela. That date was magical.
2.77sOne year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie,
2sand we were married.
0.87sOoh!
2.67sOne year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert...
2.29sby a guy named Scrunchie.
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2.4sWell, that was pointless.
2.64sSay I hope you won't think it "evil" of me...
2.87sto ask how you got that stylish head wound.
5.1sOh, this old thing? I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain.
2.82sOf course. I had the same idea.