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5.24sOh, I can't stay mad at what is essentially me. I love me.
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2.82sThis is so great!
2.49sI always wanted an imaginary friend.
2.4sI'm not imaginary. I'm parallel.
2.43sWe're exactly the same, right down to the--
3.05sSplech! Is that pink nail polish?
2.03sIs that not pink nail polish?
4.5sThe professor's right, you are evil and shallow!
1.85sI am not evil!
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2.97sSo, Fry, Leela, how'd you two get together?
2sFunny story. I asked Leela out a million times,
1.93sbut she just kept rejecting me.
2.47sI'd make up stuff like, "I have sweaty boot rash,"
2.97sor "I have to meet the president."
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1.72sOh, man, you never heard such excuses.