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2.3sThey are certainly not savages.
0.95sThat's funny, Mother.
4.3sJust this morning you said they were lazy like the dirty Mexicans. Just kidding.
5.49sThe Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.
2.95sYeah. Not like those dumb, gargantuan Swedes.
3.37sActually, the Swedish people run the gamut from very short to tall.
4.15sAnd did you know that Sweden gave us the brilliant inventor, Alfred Nobel?
3.32sYeah. Which is more than we ever got from those freeloading Canadians.