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2sThere's something I always wanted to ask you.
1.58sYou were with a lot of girls.
2.24sDid you ever get a sexual disease?
1.92sHerpes twice. And the clap.
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1saay!
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2.57sHey, Dad? Can I talk to you?
1.37sNot now, son!
2.49sOh, uh, Sure. Go right ahead.
1.77sI don't want to be a Scout, Dad.
1.87sI just don't have fun there.
2.1sI guess you're pretty disappointed in me.
1.15sWell, Yeah!
2.32sDad, this is what I really like to do.
2.02sWhat? You want to draw?
3.19saw, jeez, Son, why don't you just stick a knife in my heart?
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1.95sI mean, so you drew this?
2.68sYeah. I know they suck.
1.12sNot all of them.
2.19sYou know, Some of these look pretty good.
0.77sReally?
1.15sYeah!
2.27sI didn't know anyone in this family had any talent.
2.33sExcept for that one thing your mother does.
1.5sYou mean play the piano?
2.49sno, No. She... Yeah.
2.6sY'know, I probably don't say this often enough.