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1.98sYour boy is out of the Scouts!
1.82sJeez, Who died and made you President Nixon?
1.68sLook, it's been 2 years!
2.7sYour idiot son hasn't earned a single merit badge.
0.75sNow If you'll excuse me,
1.78sI've got to administer some spankings.
1.63sCome on. Give him a little more time.
3.2sAll right! All right! You've got 3 days to earn a badge!
1.32s3 days! That's tomorrow!
1.6sWe gotta get going!
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3.24sStewie, look what Mommy made for dessert.
2.12sOoh, Jell-O. How exotic!
2.3sWhy, I feel like I'm on the deck of the qE ii.
1.53sMe and Chris will take ours to go.
2.54sWe've only got one more night to get that badge.
3.24sDad, maybe we should just give up.
2sI mean, we tried everything.
2.03sWe almost got that one for insect study.
2.9sLook, Chris. It's a whole family of WASPs.
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2.43sMy, Margaret. What a sub-par ham.
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1.7sPerhaps I can't bake a ham.
5.37sBut what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.
2.7sPatty, did you know that your mother is a whore?