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1.1sI can't.
1.73sI don't want to disappoint him again.
3.62sremember what happened when he tried to sneak me into the County Fair?
1.77sUh, One, please.
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1.6sWait a second! Your ass just sneezed!
1.5sAnd horses can't talk!
1.15sNo, no, no, No!
1.58sNothing about this adds up at all!
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1.4sOk, look.
1.23sDad is really easy.
3.4sAll you have to do is sit on his lap give him a big kiss on the cheek,
2.54slook him right in the eye, and he's butter.
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1.13sOoh!
1.03sWhat the hell?
2.52sDad, the Scouts are no fun. And I...
1.63sOh, Wait a minute.
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2.22sChris, I am going to stand up,
0.87s
1.93swalk out of this room,
2.64sand we will never speak of this again.