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3.74sDamn it, Julie. I'm a single mother doing the best damn job she knows how!
1.37sAnd damn it, Schneider!
2.37sI asked you to fix that damn sink 2 days ago!
1.48soh, I'll fix your sink, Miss Romano.
2.54sAnd by that I mean I'll have sex with you.
2.2sAnd by that, I mean I'll fix your sink.
2.8sAnd by sink I mean your reproductive organ.
1.33s
1.58sAnd by reproductive organ,
1.62sI mean the thing between your knees.
2.37sAnd by the thing between your knees, I...
2.2sI guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.
1.18saah!
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1.3sPeter, we're lost.
2.27sWould you please find some place to ask for directions?
4.5sWe are not lost. And even if we were you know I can't ask a human being for directions.
0.83sWhy not?
1.43sBecause I'm a man.
2.07sJeez, Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comedian, Lois?
2.32sDad, maybe we should go home.
2.5sNo way, son. We came to get you back into the Scouts.
1.65sAnd that's exactly what we're gonna do.