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1.78sAre you kidding? Scott fell last week.
1.9sHe hasn't shut up about it since.
1.67sSure. Stand there and bitch!
2.94sBut would any of you take the time to help me?
2.89sOoh, ooh. I'm playing the world's smallest violin, Scott.
2.25sHEy, Yo, Griffin!
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1.33sThe Fonz!
1.58saay!
1.05sWhat are you doing here?
2.55sShouldn't you be in the middle of a Tuscadero sandwich?
2.42sYeah. But I'm your spiritual guide, see?
2.2sI want to lay a little personal truth on you.
2.12sNow, Mr. C. was like a father to me.
2.17sAnd he always listened, you know?
1.5sAnd Griffin, right now,
3.17syour son needs you to listen to him. Whoa!
2.23sSure. Whatever you say.
1.45sUm, Fonzie?
2sThere's something I always wanted to ask you.
1.58sYou were with a lot of girls.
2.24sDid you ever get a sexual disease?
1.92sHerpes twice. And the clap.
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1saay!
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2.57sHey, Dad? Can I talk to you?
1.37sNot now, son!