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3.14sGive me the simple life
3.74sSome find it pleasant dining on pheasant
3.04sThose things roll off my knife
4.04sJust serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
2.57sGive me the simple life
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2.2sMAN ON TV: We now return to the Sunday afternoon movie,
2sMasturbator and Commander.
3.44s(KNOCKING) Captain, the enemy ship has opened fire on us.
2.74sCAPTAIN: I'll be right out. Sir, we've already lost 10 men.
2.74sHang on. Sir, don't you think we should return fire?
1.37sYeah, yeah, go ahead and do that,
2sand I'll meet you up there in, like, five minutes.
2.4sPeter, I've never seen you so happy.
2.87sWell, Lois, I never realized what it was like to have a real dad.
2.14sI mean, my own dad was such a ballbuster,
2.24sI guess I just always thought that was normal.
2.17sBut Papa Tom is so different.
3.6sFor the first time in my life, I feel like I have a real family, you know?
2.8sI mean, I'm not just going through the motions like I do around here.
1.9sHey, champ, you want to watch Chicken Little?