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0.93sI don't know, Lois.
2.7sI haven't met a single interesting person.
5.41sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker, trying to get back on my feet after having my ass handed to me by my bitch of an ex-wife.
1.03sI'm Thelma.
1.23sI'll just be going.
1.6sCan I get you some punch?
4.3sOh, no. You see, if you're one of 10 million Americans like me...
1.6sLike me. Like me.
3.74s...with a bladder control problem, punch just goes right through you.
1.47sEw!
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1.17sI didn't hear you come in last night.
2.24sDid you have a good time at your prostitutes' convention?
3.04sPeter, I was just trying to help your mother meet some new friends.
1.33sLois, you're too nosey.
1.67sLike that waiter at that restaurant.
1.67sAnd who had the prime rib?