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2.3sEw!
1.9sI don't know if this is gonna work, Lois.
2.27sI'm a little shy at these types of things.
2.14sYou can overcome shyness.
3.44sThink of the spider in Charlotte's Web who had to overcome Tourette's.
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0.93sI don't know, Lois.
2.7sI haven't met a single interesting person.
5.41sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker, trying to get back on my feet after having my ass handed to me by my bitch of an ex-wife.
1.03sI'm Thelma.
1.23sI'll just be going.
1.6sCan I get you some punch?
4.3sOh, no. You see, if you're one of 10 million Americans like me...
1.6sLike me. Like me.
3.74s...with a bladder control problem, punch just goes right through you.
1.47sEw!
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1.17sI didn't hear you come in last night.
2.24sDid you have a good time at your prostitutes' convention?
3.04sPeter, I was just trying to help your mother meet some new friends.
1.33sLois, you're too nosey.
1.67sLike that waiter at that restaurant.
1.67sAnd who had the prime rib?
2.57sI hardly think that's any of your business.