Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.33sIs this Peter?
1.97sNo, it's Lois.
3.54sLois, don't crank call my mother. I'm gonna have to pinch you for that.
1.7sOw! Peter, don't pinch me.
3.44s(BOTH GROANING) Stop that. Knock it off, damn it!
2.1sCut it out. Maybe I'll tickle you, huh, how about that?
1.8sNo, don't. Here you go.
2.5sTickle, tickle, tickle. Cut it out. Stop it.
2.87s(LAUGHING) I mean it. I mean it.
2.23sAh! Ah!
1.94s
1.5sWell, I told you to stop.
2.6sI tickle you, you hit me in the head with a frying pan?
2.4s- I told you to stop.
- I taste blood.
1.2sWell, there's a lot of it.
0.74s
2.6s
0.57s
1.83sHey, there, champ.
2.2sPeter, I know this is all a big adjustment for you,
2.1sbut all I want is for your mom to be happy.
2.27sWell, why can't she go back with my dad?
6.07sWell, I can't answer that, but I'm gonna do my best to make her even happier than those kids on Three Wishes with Amy Grant.
1.5sWhat's your wish, Billy?
1.7sCan you cure my cancer?
5.4sNo, but how about if Spider-Man gives you a $50 gift card to Sears?