Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
4.34sPoor Peter. I know he's having a hard time with this whole divorce thing.
3.2sI feel kind of guilty that I'm here looking for a date.
3.07sThelma, stop that. You have a right to be happy.
3.1sAnd there's a lot of great people here. Why don't you mingle?
1.5sOh, my God, Lois, you single now?
2.84s(CHUCKLES) No, Glenn, I'm here with Thelma.
1.74sWho's Thelma? This is Thelma.
2.3sEw!
1.9sI don't know if this is gonna work, Lois.
2.27sI'm a little shy at these types of things.
2.14sYou can overcome shyness.
3.44sThink of the spider in Charlotte's Web who had to overcome Tourette's.
0.57s
2.57s
0.93sI don't know, Lois.
2.7sI haven't met a single interesting person.
5.41sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker, trying to get back on my feet after having my ass handed to me by my bitch of an ex-wife.
1.03sI'm Thelma.
1.23sI'll just be going.
1.6sCan I get you some punch?
4.3sOh, no. You see, if you're one of 10 million Americans like me...
1.6sLike me. Like me.
3.74s...with a bladder control problem, punch just goes right through you.