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2.59sOne minute you’re a carefree teenager...
4.6swith dreams of being a rock star or a photographer for Playboy.
3.77sThen bam! Some babe gets her claws in you-
0sHuh?
5.84sAnd boom, you got a bunch of kids that always needs love.
1.47s
3.3sSo whammo, you get stuck in some boring job...
4.2swhere they dont let you play guitar or take pictures of naked women.
4.66sAnd all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat...
3.13sand kiss your dreams good-bye.
2.94s
3.9sI cant believe they took Monkey Trauma Center off for this.
2.8s
4.37sf Snoring] L ousy family-
4.37sSo, I'm just some babe who sank her claws into you.
0.57s
2.49s- A hot babe.
- Oh!
1.9sHave you always resented us, Dad?