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0sOh, Homie.
3.7sThat is so sweet.
2.06sI had no idea, Dad.
2.47sI just assumed with all the stranglings, you know-
3.13sThat my family isnt the center of my universe?
1.7sAre you nuts?
2.47sThen there's those other days...
3.3swhere you just wish you never got married or had kids.
1.19s
2.59sOne minute you’re a carefree teenager...
4.6swith dreams of being a rock star or a photographer for Playboy.
3.77sThen bam! Some babe gets her claws in you-
0sHuh?
5.84sAnd boom, you got a bunch of kids that always needs love.
1.47s
3.3sSo whammo, you get stuck in some boring job...
4.2swhere they dont let you play guitar or take pictures of naked women.
4.66sAnd all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat...
3.13sand kiss your dreams good-bye.
2.94s
3.9sI cant believe they took Monkey Trauma Center off for this.