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3.53sts true. I couldnt even wake you up for work this morning.
3.46sI had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea.
1.09sOh!
2.4sCouldnt you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
2.2sBut you did have violent diarrhea.
3.96sNobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.
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2.09sDo you remember how you got home last night, Dad?
1.59sOf course.
4.1sltwas, uh, some kind of a light rail.
1.99sThere's no light rail in Springfield.
2.06sWont anyone pretend to believe me?
1.47slwill, Dad.
2.26sAnd that's why you’re my favorite.
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3.09sAll right. Time for my favorite show.
3.83sM.T.C.: Monkey Trauma Center Wiii not be seen tonight-
3.63sso we mayproudlypresent this much cheaper show.
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2.56sf Woman f Taxicab Conversations.
2.87sHey, I read about this show in Teen Modern Maturity.
2.13sThey film passengers with hidden cameras...