2.4sMan! I'm sore all over!
3.07sI feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor.
2sI feel like I was mauled by jesus.
0.56s
2.76sI've got just the thing.
3.6sGenuine Miracle Cream I bought from a traveling salesman.
0.55s
1.27s
2.79s"Come on, come all," he said. "Step right up!"
2.85s"This sounds too good to be true," I thought.