3.4sHi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Ready for your big trip to the surface?
2.93sWe're excited, honey, but we don't want to embarrass you.
2.67sI mean, your mother and I are basically monsters.
3.4sDad, relax. You are being so mutant.
3.4sI found this adorable little bag to wear over my head.
1.87sAnd it was on sale!
2.94sNo one's wearing anything adorable over their head.