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2.4sMan! I'm sore all over!
3.07sI feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor.
2sI feel like I was mauled by jesus.
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2.76sI've got just the thing.
3.6sGenuine Miracle Cream I bought from a traveling salesman.
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2.79s"Come on, come all," he said. "Step right up!"
2.85s"This sounds too good to be true," I thought.
3.17sHe said I looked like a smart young man.
2.67s"So, is it a deal?" I inquired.
3.2sTwo hours later, he was gone with 60 of my dollars,
2.75sbut I had the Miracle Cream!
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1.83sBad news, nobody.
2.12sThe supercollider super-exploded!