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3.72syou will find this magic rule
1.73sMake your every joke
2.33sa jewel
2.2sYou'll drive drunker than
3.74sOksana Baiul
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1.73sGo on, buds
2sdrink my suds
1.25still you've reached
2.64sthat pure inebriation
1.78sThough the beer
1.97smay be free
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1.57syou're just
4.47srenting it from me
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3.19sAh. It's like I died and went to heaven.
2.5sBut then they realized that it wasn't my time.
2.1sAnd so they sent me back to a brewery.
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3.67sWe're still working the bugs out of our latest invention Perma Suds,
2.05sbeer that never goes flat.
1.17sNo matter how old it gets,