2.43sProfessional ninja Jerry Nelson,
2.13show did you find your silver scroll?
2.43sWell, I was at home nursing this throwing-star wound.
1.53sMy wife Janie gives me a beer.
1.65sAnd, bam! There it was.
1.1sOh, Honey, I'm sorry.
1.97sYou know you can't sneak up on me like that.
5.39sLadies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever, Pawtucket Pat!