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1.03sI love you, too.
3.57sI'm so glad I married a regular person and not a celebrity.
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2.43sProfessional ninja Jerry Nelson,
2.13show did you find your silver scroll?
2.43sWell, I was at home nursing this throwing-star wound.
1.53sMy wife Janie gives me a beer.
1.65sAnd, bam! There it was.
1.1sOh, Honey, I'm sorry.
1.97sYou know you can't sneak up on me like that.
5.39sLadies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever, Pawtucket Pat!
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1.43sThat's for my brother Luis!
2.77sHe drank himself to death on your crappy beer!
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1.2sGot ya!
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2.4sA big hand for Cheech Marin, everybody.
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1.8sLet the tour begin.
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