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1.97sBut I'm sure you're all with me when I say,
3.17s"Congratulations, you son of a bitch."
1.58sWhat am I gonna do now?
1.5sHello, dumb-dumb.
2.35sNot now, Gazoo. I want to be alone.
1.8sIt's not always about you, fatso.
2.34sMaybe I wanted to talk.
3.35sI guess wanting it more than anyone just wasn't enough.
1.37sH-hey, You guys, it's a fake.
1.87sThere's still a scroll out there.
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2.17sThat's right, I made it up.
2.32sI figured if people thought the last scroll was found,
1.2severyone would stop looking,
1.97sgiving me the edge to find it myself.
1.43sBut What I did was wrong.
4.04sAnd As an act of contrition, I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain.
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1.47sHa! Kind of tickles.
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1.17sOh, God!
2.74sIt's eating out the back of my eyes!