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1.37sCongratulations, Lois.
1.37sFor what?
2.5sWinning a trophy at the expense of my husband's health?
4.74sGod knows how many of his brain cells I killed pouring all that alcohol down his throat.
1.37sLois, you don't get it.
4.69sThe lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences.