1.37sH-hey, You guys, it's a fake.
1.87sThere's still a scroll out there.
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2.17sThat's right, I made it up.
2.32sI figured if people thought the last scroll was found,
1.2severyone would stop looking,
1.97sgiving me the edge to find it myself.
1.43sBut What I did was wrong.
4.04sAnd As an act of contrition, I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain.
3.7sin other news, chocolate may be better for you than once thought.
1.47sin a recent 12-day study...
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2.32sMy last beer. Here goes.
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1.17s
3.52sI bet that scroll makes the beer taste terrible.
1.22sOh, Oh God!
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