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2.84sI haven't felt this crappy since I went to that museum.
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1.77sWhy did all the dinosaurs die out?
2.07sBecause you touch yourself at night.
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1.87sHere. This'll make you feel better.
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1.87sI think we found his muse.
1.22sOh, my God!
2.03sYou can only play the piano when you're drunk.
0.87sThat's not true.
1.63sI can also vomit, fall down,
2.37sand make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.
1.22sGo pick up a case of beer.
1.74sWe got a lot of practicing to do.
0.85sPracticing? What for?
1.43sThe competition.
1.5sYou're gonna be my first champion.
4.49sOh--oh, p-play-- Play that sad walking-away song from The Incredible Hulk.
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2.17sHey. Hey, everyone! Look at me!
1.53sLook, look. Look at me.
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