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1.4sYou're kid's teacher.
1.68sSingle parent, are we?
0.77sNo.
2.5sLet's pretend you are.
1.18sGet away from me.
1.1sHey, Moe!
1.65sHomer, how about a beer?
2.18sI'd rather have a Flaming Homer.
0.73sA what?
1.55sOh, I get it.
2.14sHow could you do this to me?
3.84sThis bar was going under, and my drink saved it.
4.07sMy face should be on that crappy merchandise.
1.88sMorris, is what this man says true?
1.13sIt's hard to say.
6.19sHe may have come up with the recipe but I came up with the idea of charging 6.95.
0.9s
1.1sUhp-- telephone.
1.3sFlaming Moe's.
1.28sI'm looking for a friend.
2.3sLast name: jazz. First name: Hugh.
1.27sHold on. I'll check.
1.23sHuge ass?
3.15sSomebody check the men's room for a huge ass.
1.22sI'm Hugh jazz.
0.8sTelephone.
1.37sThis is Hugh jazz.
0.95sUh... hi.
1.2sWho's this?
0.8sBart Simpson.
1.3sWhat can I do for you?