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3.04sAs you can see, we never got the hang of it.
4.3sAs I stared at that hairy drumstick I knew I needed a drink.
3sPatty, Selma, would you excuse me for a moment?
3.34sIf you're going for a beer, this is the last one.
4.14sI decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
4.74sIn my haste I had grabbed a bottle of the kids' cough syrup.
2.77sIt passed the First test--
2.65sI didn't go blind.
5.25sThey say everyone can float in the Dead Sea but Selma sank right to the bottom.