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1.03s
1.87sWhat's the matter, Moe?
1.33sOh, business is slow.
2.12sPeople are healthier and drinking less.
4.07sIf it wasn't for the junior high school next door no one would even use the cigarette machine.
1.58sYeah, things are tough.
6.49sIncreased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing intoxicants.
0.87sGot a beer?
0.73sYeah, sure.
0.72s
1.03sOh, sorry.
1.73sI forgot we're out of beer.
0.72sAahh!
2.5sI got behind on my beer payments.
4.84sThe distributor cut me off and I spent my last ten grand on the love tester.
0.83s
2sYou're too late, Homer.
1.33sBarney sucked it dry.
2.17sCut his gums up pretty bad.
1.18sOhh!
2sTake it easy, Homer.
3.5sI learned how to make other drinks at bartender's school.
0.94s
1.33sGin and... tonic?
1.67sDo they mix?
1.92sHey, I know a good drink.
1.89sReally hits the spot.
1.85sI invented it myself.
4.85sOne night, Marge's beastly sisters were showing slides from their vacation.