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2.68sThese books don't just make the office look good.
2.4sThey're filled with useful legal tidbits.
1.02sStupid Moe.
2.39sNon-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed...
6.17smaybe can take consolation in that something you created is making so many people happy.
1.43sOoh! Look at me.
2.1sI'm making people happy.
6.56sI'm the magical man from happy land in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.
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2.82sOh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
1.67sWell, duh!
3.24sNow, that's what I call a happy hour.
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1.84sMorris, something troubles me.
3.24sMy mother won't be home for another 20 minutes.
2.39sNo. I was thinking about Homer Simpson.
0.97sThat's okay.
2.5sI was thinking about Sybil Danning.
4.42sI meant, I think you should sell your drink and give half the money to Homer.
0.87sBut, honey...
3.97sHe's your friend, Morris and you took advantage of him.
0.77sAll right. All right.
1.95sI'll split the million with Homer.
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