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3.1sI'll need your name, measurements, and turn-ons.
2.39sYou expect me to tell you that?
4.04sYou could, but I find this way is much more accurate, and fun.
2.45sUgh! What salary do you offer?
1.22sMinimum wage and tips.
2.55sOf course, there are fringe benefits.
0.68sSuch as?
2.79sAn unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.
2.5sI'd prefer to vacation someplace hot.
0.37sWhoo!
0.77sHa-ha!
1.33sOw! Whoo!
1.9sI like your moxie, kid.
1.27sYou're hired.
1.93sYou shan't regret this.
1.48sMe thinks I shan't.
2.65sAre you the genius behind the Flaming Moe?
0.27sYes, I...
1.28sI'm your man.
4.64sI work for Tipsy McStagger's good time drinking and eating emporium.
3.2sOh, yeah? Hey, what's Mr. McStagger really like?
4.25sTipsy McStagger is just a composite of other successful logos.
4.12sYou tell him for me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.
0.75sYes, I will.
2.83sI've got a proposition for you.