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2.44sThey say my name on TV all the time. Calm down, bitch.
2.45s(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Make me dinner, and go rent Twilight,
1.5sand do mouth stuff on me,
2.34seven though it's been a day-and-a-half since I've showered,
2.9sand I've used several public bathrooms in the interim!
2.6s(IN NORMAL VOICE) Sounds like this could go on for a while, kids.
2.7sHey, Saggy Naggy, I know what'll cheer you up.
1.23sDo you like pie?
1s(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I guess.
1.4s(IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, how does this taste?
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1.73s(CHEERING)
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3.77sWell, I guess she thought it was a no-pies-in-the-face kind of neighborhood.
3.54sWrong assessment of the neighborhood, sweetheart!
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1.2sAnd how are you today,
1.6sMr... Pa-ti-ent?
1.5sMy last name is Saunders.
1.73sThat's an interesting pronunciation.
1.95sThis is Meg, she's shadowing me today.
3sAnd boy, could she put the applesauce away in the commissary.
1.48sHi. Little tip, Meg,
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