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1.87sMALE ANNOUNCER: Need to move? No problem.
1.72sTake it yourself with U-Haul.
1.85sBut I've never driven a truck before.
4.59sMALE ANNOUNCER: No problem. U-Haul lets anyone drive a giant truck even though it's dangerous,
2.1sbecause, hey, you're moving.
3.55sSorry, I'm making a go of it in a new city.
1.9sAll right, I'll see you guys in a couple of days.
1.1sWhere are you going?
2.17sI'm off to take pictures of lesbian butts.
5.04sWhat? Joe and Quagmire and I are making a coffee table book called Lesbian Butts in '80s Jeans.
2.79sI already got the first chapter right here.
1.7sLOIS: Where'd you take all these pictures?
1.33sPETER: You know, coffee houses,
1.7sChevy dealerships, all the usual places.
1.55sPeter, you're not doing that.
2.47sI got a ton of errands to run, and I need your help around here.
1.73sWell, fine, if I can't do the book,
1.6sI'm gonna hurt something you love.
2.27s(COUGHS) You happy now?
1.97sMaybe we should discuss this in the other room.
1.5sI don't like fighting in front of the kids.
1.57sNo, I want to fight in front of the kids.
1.97sI feed off the excitement of an audience.