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3sOne time, I tried out for Little League in my ballet shoes,
2.4sand the other kids made so much fun of me,
1.2sI wet my pants.
1.57sWhat, wait, what, like pee?
1.52s- How old were you?
- Eight.
3.09sAh! Too old! Too old to be peeing yourself, Baby Pee Pants.
2.1s(GRUNTS) All right, you kids finish him off.
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0.95sHey, what do you got there?
1.73sOh, I'm just playing with some Lee Logs.
1.27sWhat the hell are Lee Logs?
1.97sA little something I created. Lee Logs.
2.94sRobert E. Lee. You know, you got Lincoln Logs, you got Lee Logs.
1.77sI don't get it, can you build a house?
1.5sYou can build quarters.
1.17sAnd people live there?
2.1sThey live there if you tell 'em to live there.
1.7sI don't know if I like the idea of Lee Logs.
1.78sYeah, they're not selling very well.
2.09sPeter, dinner!
0.83sNo dinner for me tonight, Lois.
2.07sI have to go work on a bit for tomorrow's show.
2.4sIf I can kill 25 butterflies in a minute,
2.03sI won't have to show the audience my balls.
3.95sPeter, this is the fourth night in a row you've skipped out on us to work on your show.
2.3sOnce again, I'm gonna be stuck cleaning up the kitchen,
2.17shelping out with homework, and bathing Stewie.
1.7sYou know, I'd lay off the nagging if I was you.